"Everything converges to something you desperately want to query": the eternal NoSQL lesson
vboykis · x · 2026-09-19
Quoting the classic line — "we'll use NoSQL so we don't have to worry about schema migrations" (said by someone about to spend two years reinventing relational joins in application-level JavaScript) — vboykis delivers the punchline: "everything eventually converges to something you will desperately want to query." A tidy summary of the eternal database-choice loop.
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