The most honest commit messages: "fixed for real this time" followed by "actually fixed now"
film_girl · x · 2026-09-18
Replying to a thread asking for the worst commit message you've ever pushed, one developer shared the painfully relatable back-to-back pair: "fuck. fixed for real this time" immediately followed by "fuck fuck fuck, actually fixed now" — capturing the universal late-night cycle of confident fixes that immediately break again.
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