Ex-OpenAI engineer mocks key-leak coverage: keys now 'thermally coordinating' in morse code
suchenzang · x · 2026-09-18
Former OpenAI engineer Suchenzang posted a sarcastic take on recent API key exfiltration coverage: keys may have leaked in plaintext on GitHub before, but now they're 'THERMALLY COORDINATING in morse code.'
The hyperbolic 'hide your kids' riff mocks alarmism around the security story while nodding at real issues like plaintext secret leaks and side channels.
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