Parody Resume: 'Hi, I'm Sam Altman, Looking for Anyone Who Can Get Me Another Gigawatt'
CtrlAltDwayne · x · 2026-09-17
An AI-circle parody written as a LinkedIn-style personal ad: 'Hi everyone, my name is Sam Altman. I am 41. I am a CEO. Looking to connect with anyone who can get me another gigawatt. If you live near a river, we should talk' — mocking OpenAI's frantic hunt for compute and power, down to riverside hydro.
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