AGI achieved — and its first act is opening a Jira ticket asking for clarification
CtrlAltDwayne · x · 2026-09-17
A joke circulating in AI circles: "They finally achieved AGI. It immediately opened a Jira ticket asking for clarification. We are so back." Poking fun at corporate bureaucracy where even AGI can't escape vague requirements and ticket-driven workflows.
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