Dev jokes his agent swarm runs nine branches with dangerous tool permissions while he survives on 5 hours of sleep
hardimanjames · x · 2026-09-16
A developer shares his AI-powered daily routine: five hours of sleep, a Lenny podcast in one ear, 40Hz gamma binaural beats in the other, fueled by Celsius and nicotine pouches — while his agent swarm operates across nine branches "with dangerously broad tool permissions and full CDP access." He quips he'll keep going "until the models replace me personally." A humorous snapshot of developers handing broad autonomous engineering work to agent swarms while they merely supervise.
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