Babylon Bee Satirizes Anthropic Boasting It Will Kill Humanity Before OpenAI
tszzl · x · 2026-09-15
Satire site The Babylon Bee published a parody piece imagining Anthropic holding a press conference to proudly announce its models would extinguish humanity significantly faster than OpenAI's, with its "safety-first" branding ensuring the apocalypse is "polite, ethical, and unbiased." The article jokes that OpenAI called an emergency meeting to accelerate GPT-6 and promised shareholders a mass-casualty event before the end of 2027.
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