Dev Joke: p(doom)=1 on Any Programmable Device, Given Enough Time
davidcrawshaw · x · 2026-09-15
An AI-safety-flavored joke: the author claims p(doom)=1 on any programmable device given sufficient time, repurposing doomer terminology to mock software's inevitable tendency to break.
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