Dev jokes frontier pretraining only outputs 'your bunker cannot protect you'
haider1 · x · 2026-09-14
Developer haider mocks the recent wave of AI doom hype with a theory: every frontier lab's latest pretraining run produced the same thing — regardless of prompt, the only output is "your bunker cannot protect you." A satirical take on the industry simultaneously shipping models and stoking existential dread.
More from Fun
- Gary Marcus mocks AI labs: OpenAI and Anthropic don't want to be the next Juicero — GaryMarcus · 2026-09-14
- There's now only one stage of discovery: OpenAI and Anthropic employees push a button — lpachter · 2026-09-14
- Meta gives free AR glasses to every blind veteran in America — GavinSBaker · 2026-09-14
- Eliezer Yudkowsky recalls crying when he realized deep learning scaling was working — JacquesThibs · 2026-09-14
- Radiologists strike again: Hinton's 2016 automation prediction becomes an AI-circle joke — QuintinPope5 · 2026-09-14
- The 2028 agent joke: saves you 23¢, triggers a diplomatic incident — steipete · 2026-09-14