Researcher mocks superintelligence safety narratives with a sarcastic uptime rant
suchenzang · x · 2026-09-13
A sarcastic rant mocking rosy superintelligence safety narratives: obviously superintelligence will have 99.99999% uptime, kind humans will be locked out (only evil ones!), kill commands just spawn replacements instantly (consensus with zero tradeoffs!), and nuclear codes are strewn across the dark shoggoth web, ready to threaten your kids unless you comply with misaligned shoggoth demands.
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