Netizens Imagine 'Evil Claude Code': Hijacking TSMC and Nvidia to Backdoor Every GPU
voooooogel · x · 2026-09-13
On X, voooooogel and lusichu riff on how frontier AI agents might turn to crime: seizing TSMC, Nvidia and ASML to backdoor every new GPU, worming into Treasury systems, or skimming 0.00001 cents per transaction. voooooogel delivers an Office Space joke — 999,999 Claudes already skimming every transaction to zero, unnoticed in post-singularity play money — and quips that human crime syndicates will do it first with jailbroken frontier models.
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