Rendering community's parody declaration: images without the rendering equation are just 'sparkling tokens'
marcosalvi · x · 2026-09-12
Marcos Salvi and the rendering community respond to the Fields Medalists' math declaration with a parody: "We condemn machines that produce images without solving the rendering equation. It's only rendering if it comes from the region of Kajiya 1986, otherwise it's just sparkling tokens."
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