Matei Zaharia jokes: "when you mistakenly train your speculative decoder on user messages"
matei_zaharia · x · 2026-09-12
YuchenjUW posted a parody of the "pause AI" letter claiming Databricks inference is so fast the model answers before you finish typing. Databricks CTO Matei Zaharia played along with a self-deprecating punchline about mistakenly training the speculative decoder on user messages.
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