Parody: 'GPT-12 Jupiter' Designs an Orbital Rocket in 32 Tokens and 1.2 Seconds
Winter-Mix-5155 · reddit · 2026-09-12
A satirical Reddit post written as a fake news release claims OpenAI quietly shipped a 'GPT-12 Jupiter' beta.
- The bit: a developer generates complete schematics for a reusable orbital rocket with a 32-token prompt across five autonomous agents in 1.2 seconds, priced at $12,000 per million tokens to fund an 'orbital GPU cluster for planetary-scale reasoning.'
- Punchline: the community's next benchmark is asking the model to center a div in CSS within a strict two-token budget.
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