Mock 'resignation' from 7-Eleven warns of racing toward autonomous wiener dispensers
notiansans · x · 2026-09-11
A joke tweet: the author claims to have 'resigned' from 7-Eleven after three years of 'roller-grill research' at Speedway and 7-Eleven, warning the companies are 'racing straight to autonomous wiener dispensers and gambling with our lives' — a parody of AI-risk rhetoric applied to convenience-store sausages.
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