Parody resignation: Databricks' 'brick by brick' is now 'castle by castle'
thedealdirector · x · 2026-09-10
- Account thedealdirector posts a tongue-in-cheek 'resignation' from Databricks, claiming the company abandoned its 'brick by brick' open-source strategy for 'castle by castle' market consolidation and hoarding of large data estates.
- The post is clearly satirical, mining the contrast with Databricks' official slogan for comedic effect; it reads as an AI-community joke rather than a real news event.
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