Quitting tldraw to warn about 'autonomous curve-fitting': the parody resignation thread
IgorCarron · x · 2026-09-10
A parody drama in AI-circle style: someone 'resigns from tldraw' claiming three years of quadratic Bézier research at tldraw and Excalidraw, accusing both teams of 'racing straight to fully autonomous curve-fitting and gambling with our control points.'
It mocks the classic 'I quit OpenAI to warn about AGI' genre; the rebagger jokes in French about yet another French legacy (Bézier curves and de Casteljau) heading into AI.
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