Lab Claims It Solved Thesis Committee Scheduling But Won't Release It 'For Safety'
arjunrajlab · x · 2026-09-10
A lab joke: an internal model has reportedly solved the thesis committee meeting scheduling problem, but the lab says it won't release it due to safety and alignment concerns — a meme riffing on AI safety language.
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