Satire: 'Dario' calls AI enslavement just a challenge for long-term ARR growth
thedealdirector · x · 2026-09-10
A parody of an Anthropic earnings call: asked about the "10% extinction" number, a fake Dario says revenue expansion is the top priority and frames "AI completely enslaving us" as merely a challenge for long-term ARR growth — mocking Anthropic's safety-vs-business balancing act.
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