'After AI cures cancer': a wishlist of tooth sensitivity and hiccups
Darpinian · x · 2026-09-09
Developer Darpinian shares a tongue-in-cheek list of minor annoyances for AI to solve 'after it cures cancer': tooth sensitivity, sunburn, lactose intolerance, hitting your funny bone, hangnails, ice cream headaches, poison oak, flossing, and hiccups — a relatable jab at AI's grand promises versus everyday irritations.
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