Satire: 'Anthropic successfully kills 10% of all humans,' stock soars 20%
GabGarrett · x · 2026-09-09
An obviously satirical fake-headline tweet reads: "Stocks soar 20% this morning after Anthropic announces successfully killing 10% of all humans" — mocking markets that reward commercial momentum regardless of AI safety narratives.
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