Apple Event can't compete with this week's AI news, quips blogger
genmon · x · 2026-09-09
A tongue-in-cheek take on today's Apple Event: unless Apple reveals a fruit-fly brain simulation that speeds up App Store review, or fixes the iPhone Duo screen crease with a Millennium Prize solution, everything will feel underwhelming next to this week's AI news.
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