Exec announces marriage AI-style: claims SOTA on the "wife-guy eval"
BorisMPower · x · 2026-09-09
johnallard announced his marriage in quintessential AI-circle fashion: posting that he achieved "new SOTA on wife-guy eval" featuring his fiancée courtneybellea. Colleagues including Boris Power congratulated him, joking about how effectively he saturated the benchmark.
A light industry moment of AI folks wrapping life milestones in benchmark-speak.
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