Satirical rumor: Anthropic has cured type-2 diabetes, to announce at IPO

IndraVahan · x · 2026-09-09

A tongue-in-cheek post relays a 'rumor' circulating in sober-virgin MTS circles: that Anthropic has solved pancreatic beta-cell dysfunction and is sitting on a permanent cure for type-2 diabetes, to be announced at its IPO. Clearly a joke riffing on the mythologizing of Anthropic, not a real claim.

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