Satirical startup pitches power plants using Navier-Stokes finite-time blowup, targeting a $10B valuation
EigenGender · x · 2026-09-09
A satirical post pitches a deep-tech startup building high-density power plants using the "groundbreaking finite time blowup in Navier-Stokes," inviting DMs to invest at a $10B post-money valuation. The joke: finite-time blowup is an unsolved Millennium Prize problem, making the pitch a spot-on parody of deep-tech grandiosity and fundraising speak.
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