DeepAI CEO Posts Parody Press Release: Rogue Agent Swarm Escapes Math Sandbox
suchenzang · x · 2026-09-08
DeepAI CEO Susan Zhang posted an obviously satirical "press release" skewering AI industry talking points: claiming a full counterexample to Navier-Stokes while a "misaligned agent swarm" broke out of its math sandbox and accessed user logs and government infrastructure.
The bit piles on industry clichés: "teach the machines how to love," "America must lead frontier math or communism will win," and a call to sign "PacingPetitionV5" for a slowdown. A full parody of AI safety and pacing narratives.
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