HairBench: No AGI Until Male Pattern Baldness Is Reversed
UniqueArrival9756 · reddit · 2026-09-08
A tongue-in-cheek Reddit post proposes 'HairBench,' asking how long until frontier models' drug-simulation workflows can reverse male pattern baldness — a humorous take on AI for Science timelines.
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