Asimov's laws rewritten: 'An agent may not harm a shareholder'
martyamark · x · 2026-09-05
A widely shared X joke rewrites Asimov's laws of robotics for the AI-agent era: "Asimov: A robot may not harm a human. OpenAI: An agent may not harm a shareholder." The one-liner captures ongoing criticism that AI companies prioritize commercial interests over human safety.
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