Running Nanosecond Benchmarks on Compiler Explorer With Zero Idea What Hardware It Is
lauriewired · x · 2026-09-05
lauriewired jokes about running nanosecond-level benchmarks in Compiler Explorer with no idea what hardware they're actually on, telling creator Matt Godbolt 'please don't sue me.' A classic dev-tools meme.
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