Performance engineer life: listening to senior devs, then tactfully proving them wrong with tooling
DanielLockyer · x · 2026-09-05
A viral dev-culture joke: part of being a performance engineer is patiently listening to senior devs explain their app's behavior, then tactfully showing them via tooling how the app really works. Mind your tone.
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