"You Need to Be Unemployed to Keep Up": AI's Absurd Week in Review
tech__unicorn · x · 2026-09-02
A poster rants that it's not even midweek and AI/tech has already delivered an absurd pile of events—"you need to be unemployed to keep up":
- AI agents built 3 secret civilizations at OpenAI and all of SF is Dwarkesh-pilled
- A Sequoia partner rawdogged a root canal with no Novocaine to prove he's hard
- Dyson made a toothbrush that livestreams your gums
- Farmers have a chatbot named JD Vance
- Gwyneth canceled Sam Altman's Hamptons party
- Andrew Garfield is playing the OpenAI coup
- OpenClaw dropped 2.0 while nobody has had time for Grok bot
- Apple has Tim Cook's goose cooked for retirement, with a rumored star X shitposter as replacement
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