Parody 2030: Anthropic hits $16B ARR, Leopold sells self-help courses
teortaxesTex · x · 2026-08-29
This is a satirical post depicting a '2030 timeline where all went well.' The author envisions absurd scenarios: Anthropic reaches $16B in ARR, Dario Amodei becomes a PM at Microsoft Research, Leopold Aschenbrenner pivots to selling self-help courses named 'Galaxy Ambition', and Avital Balwit has her third child in Ashkelon.
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