2026 SF startup parody: hire AI agents before humans
tech__unicorn · x · 2026-08-29
This satirical post outlines the 'average' 2026 startup experience in San Francisco. Key jokes include incorporating in Delaware before finding a cofounder, staying 'pre-seed' for 14 months, and hiring an AI agent before hiring a human. It mocks the trend of burning cash on tools like Cursor and Claude, launching a podcast before the product, and getting acquihired before reaching product-market fit, labeling this the peak of a tech career.
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