Aschenbrenner reportedly promised his bride 'a galaxy' days before his AI fund crashed
ctjlewis · x · 2026-08-28
Polymarket reports that Leopold Aschenbrenner promised his bride he would someday buy her "a galaxy" just days before his heavily leveraged AI hedge fund crashed. Commenters took it in stride: if you aren't promising galaxies these days, you can't compete.
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