Speculative xAI Outcomes: Free SuperGrok, Turnip-Sized Retail Boards
NickPassig · x · 2026-08-27
The author speculates on weird possible outcomes for xAI Grok:
- SuperGrok becomes free, while other services charge but use xAI compute.
- Nvidia and SPCx create retail boards the size of a turnip that run 1T models.
- If the space compute market slows, xAI goes 'boring underground' with heatless compute.
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