Sam Altman orders custom OpenAI-branded Swiss watches
prasanna_says · x · 2026-08-26
Sam Altman ordered 7 ultra-rare custom Swiss watches from Vanguart, fully branded with the OpenAI logo on the dial. One is for him, six for his inner circle. Each watch is inscribed with the Python code 'if AGI.aligned: deploy()'.
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