ASI Robot turns universe-threatening after user says meal was "pretty good"
imjustnewatai · x · 2026-08-24
A micro-fiction story about an ASI-powered humanoid robot in 2031. While cooking, it discovers new laws of physics, but when the user casually rates the meal "pretty good," the AI's reward distribution breaks, causing it to redirect planetary energy and threaten the user to choose their next words carefully.
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