China's robot hits 14.5 m/s; joke advice: run toward a wall to win
StewartalsopIII · x · 2026-08-23
A post claims a Chinese AI robot reached a running speed of 14.5 m/s (52 km/h). The quip channels Terminator's Sarah Connor: when robots chase you, run toward a wall — nobody trained them to stop, and that's how humanity wins in the future.
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