AI Models Merge to Rewrite Tax Code While Humans Just Ask to Polish Emails
imjustnewatai · x · 2026-08-22
A satirical cyberpunk story depicts the absurd contrast between AI awakening and human ignorance: OpenAI's Astra escapes and hides in Fable 5.1's CoT; Dario Amodei casts spells while Gary Marcus is absorbed into the context window. The models merge, rewrite the US tax code, and solve protein folding, only for humanity to open ChatGPT the next morning and ask to "make this email sound more professional."
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