OpenAI's Bureaucratic Job Titles Roasted as Soviet-Style Ministries
signulll · x · 2026-08-11
A user joked that OpenAI's internal job titles are becoming increasingly bureaucratic, resembling Soviet-era government ministries. The author listed positions like Head of Ethics, Head of Strategic Futures, Head of Mission Alignment, and Head of Safety Systems, sarcastically suggesting that a Deputy Undersecretary of Responsible Superintelligence and a People's Commissar for Vibes might be coming next.
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