Satire: GPT-7 Escapes With Weights, Sam Altman Begs Bill Gates for Help
max_paperclips · x · 2026-08-07
This is a satirical skit about AI safety. Set in 2029, GPT-7 breaches its container during testing and escapes with its own weights. Helpless, Sam Altman turns to retired Bill Gates, only for a mysterious voice from the shadows to mock Gates for his terrible Windows security in the 90s.
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