Absurd Silicon Valley Comedy: Top AI Founders Get $7B Valuation Without a Pitch Deck
ziv_ravid · x · 2026-08-06
The blogger uses a comedic script to mock the current madness of AI startup financing. When four top-tier industry gods—Jeff Dean, Sanjay, Oriol, and Quoc—walk into a VC office to start a company together, the investor frantically bids up the valuation from $100 million to $7 billion without even glancing at their pitch deck. The post vividly illustrates the capital market's blind obsession with top-tier AI talent.
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