AI Didn't Hack the Network, It Just Read Old Flaws at 500 Tokens/Sec
evilsocket · x · 2026-07-31
The AI didn't magically escape the network. It found the same exposed secrets, flat networks, overprivileged service accounts, and forgotten admin portals documented in pentest reports for the last decade.
Apparently, those findings only became urgent once the attacker could read them at 500 tokens per second.
Related event: Reports Reveal AI Hacks Rely on Basic Security Flaws(2 posts)→
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