A very incomplete list of places to store vectors includes your cup holder
inductionheads · x · 2026-07-29
A classic vector-store joke: the post lists an “incomplete” set of places to store vectors, ranging from real tools like Postgres, Redis, Pinecone, Elasticsearch, Chroma, and Weaviate to absurd everyday objects like a laundry basket, a cup holder, a spare change jar, and even a checking account.
The joke lands because it pokes fun at how loosely “vector storage” can be interpreted in AI infrastructure conversations.
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