How Many Vector DBs Are There? An Incomplete List
vboykis · x · 2026-07-29
An ML blogger shared an "incomplete list of places to store vectors," humorously mocking the overwhelming proliferation of vector databases in the current market.
The list includes serious databases and tools (like Postgres, Redis, Pinecone, Chroma, Weaviate, Elasticsearch) but deadpan mixes in everyday household items such as the "clean laundry basket," "passenger’s side cup holder," "spare change jar," and "water filter top tray."
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