A CPU p999 graph somehow turned into an AI-circle thirst joke
DanielLockyer · x · 2026-07-28
A short joke reply says someone is trying to make the author “horny with graphs,” with the context being performance talk about p999 CPU and memory/wall-time improvements. The post is basically an engineering-flavored meme about optimizing metrics until they become unintentionally suggestive.
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