Polymarket jokes there’s a 6% chance Uber will ask Travis Kalanick back
Polymarket · x · 2026-07-26
Polymarket jokes that there is a 6% chance Uber will ask cofounder Travis Kalanick back, after a reply notes that Kalanick’s summer commute is a five-minute Jet Ski ride across Lake Austin at 70 mph.
The post is basically a tech-industry gag built around Kalanick’s extravagant commute and Uber’s founder lore.
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