Anthropic parody post riffs on Opus 5, 3,000 GB300s, and the AI benchmark arms race
teortaxesTex · x · 2026-07-26
A tongue-in-cheek post mocks the ongoing model race by pretending Anthropic trained Opus 5 for a week on 3,000 GB300s to beat GLM 5.2 by 0.1% while making it cheaper and safer.
It reads like industry parody: the fake quote adds that Mythos 3 failed because it “doesn’t like to sandbag,” turning model-benchmark arms-race language into a joke.
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