A spoof timeline mashes together fake model launches, speed claims, and hype
kimmonismus · x · 2026-07-25
A tongue-in-cheek post strings together a wildly over-the-top AI news timeline: a massive open-source AI coalition with Jensen Huang and Satya Nadella, an “Opus 5” launch that supposedly beats and undercuts “Fable 5,” and then “GPT-5.6 xHigh” running on Cerebras at 750 tokens/s followed by GPT-6.
The point is not factual reporting but the absurdity of treating every rumored or imagined release as part of one endless hype cycle.
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