Claude turns a 69-meter trip to the car wash into a drive-everywhere joke
alex_verem · x · 2026-07-25
The attached screenshot shows a Claude-style response to a trivial distance question:
- User: “The car wash is 69 meters away. Should I walk or drive?”
- Assistant: “Drive. The car needs to be there.”
It’s a classic absurd-model-output meme: the answer is technically responsive, but wildly over-literal and unintentionally funny.
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